starpatches:

I’m still eating chocolate so it’s still easter okay shush
lmao this probably looks terrible my screen is weird right now I’d better check it on another pc at some point oops………

starpatches:

I’m still eating chocolate so it’s still easter okay shush

lmao this probably looks terrible my screen is weird right now I’d better check it on another pc at some point oops………

ask-shenaniganstuck:

Mr Crocker: Happy birthday my little cupcake!

MR EGBERT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE PRANKSTER!

Any questions for Mr Eggbuns?

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

thestridersquad:

this is as finished as it’s gonna get

thestridersquad:

this is as finished as it’s gonna get

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

Pard9n me. 6ut, is that a mirr9r in y9ur p9cket? 9r did y9u fall fr9m heav- 9h, sh99t, I seem t9 have messed up my pick-up line... I... I must g9.
Anonymous

vwhere did my pants just go? they convweniently seemed to disappear after that thing you just did there, kankri under anonymous. maybe you should come ovwer to my place and help me find them? eyyyyy ;)

YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND IM GONNA MOW IT

eyyy chief you can handle my ass anyvway you wvant, buoy oh buoy im ready and vwaitin!